Sunday, May 22, 2011

I Testify That The Rapture Did Occur

Friends, let me just say that I can attest to the fact that the Rapture did most definitely occur on May 21, 2011.  All those people believing in the one, true supernatural god were taken up to heaven in a bright, warm, white light.  Every single one who believed in the real god.

Unfortunately, that means that those of us who either a) believe in false gods or b) don't believe in any god are left here on Earth to live our lives as best we can.  So that makes, at my best approximation, 7.1 billion people on the planet at around 17:55 on May 21 and 7.1 billion people on the planet at around 18:05 on May 21, 2011 - a total change of, well, a few more due to the net growth that occurred during that 10 minute period.

So, where does that leave people believing in whichever Mythical Sky Fairy they choose to believe in?  In the same position as we Atheists - still here on Earth, waiting until we're all screwed.  Except that the religious still choose to believe their particular creation myth instead of getting on with reality...


The Outspoken Wookie

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